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Written by Bobby Reyes

Monday, 30 March 2009 18:41

A fter Overseas Filipinos start their computer in the morning

1. They open a new file.
2. Then they name the new file “Gloria Arroyo.”
3. Then they send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Then they empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Their PC will then ask: “Do you really want to get rid of ‘Gloria Arroyo’?”
6. They firmly click, “Yes.”
7. Then they start to feel better and look forward to the rest of the day with positive outlooks.

W hen they come home in the evening, they repeat the same process but name the new file “Mike Arroyo.” Then they sleep soundly. # # #

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Last Updated on Tuesday, 31 March 2009 21:42

Comments (1)

In their sleep, they dream of the first sons, Mickey & Datu. They do the same process
as they do when they wake-up and retire. All in the family.

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